gradientgod:

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

stevenunivers:

you can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide

c0litasxo:

trappedblackrose:

everydaylouie:

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

I love this so much. I always play it when it comes on

how cute

weakmoves:

damn tomorrow is 4/20 y'all about to be annoying

cobaltdays:

my pet: *does anything*

me:

autistic-sowachowski:

unrelatableuserboxes:

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

self care is roasting the mean voice in your head

scotchtapeofficial:

this is a powerful fucking sticker because ill never be able to decide where i want to stick it. i think i just want it tattooed on my eyes

ferninism:

*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*

platypoose:

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

tastefullyoffensive:

(via sshenizzle)